October 22, 2009
“ If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

And that’s how Sue “C”s it.

Seriously, all I want in life is a chance to say this to someone someday.

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October 9, 2009
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Dear Journal,

Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones breaking my juicer and then at Cheerios practice… disaster. It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg…. a quiver. That quiver will lose us nationals and without a championship, I’ll lose my endorsements and without those endorsements… I won’t be able to buy my hovercraft.

GLEE CLUB!!!
Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating, mouth-breathers that only comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain. here I am, about to turn 30, and I’ve sacrificed everything!—only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy, misshapen teens!

Am I missing something, journal? is it me? Of course it’s not me.
It’s WILL SCHUSTER. What is it about him, journal? Is it the arrogant smirk, is it the store-bought home perm?
You know, journal, I noticed something yesterday. of course…it’s coming clear to me now. if I can’t destroy the club, I will have to destroy THE MAN!

Sue Sylvester

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Jane Lynch, I love you.

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October 6, 2009
I do not care how or why. Teacup-sized pigs are FUCKING ADORABLE.

I do not care how or why. Teacup-sized pigs are FUCKING ADORABLE.

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“ [T]he modern conservative movement, which dominates the modern Republican Party, has the emotional maturity of a bratty 13-year-old.
The Politics of Spite - Paul Krugman, NYTimes.com
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October 3, 2009
“ He made good movies, THIRTY YEARS AGO. Even Johnnie Cochran don’t have the nerve to go, ‘Well, did you see O.J. play against New England?’
Chris Rock on Roman Polanski, watch the full clip from Leno here.
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Esquire continues to underwhelm with its Sexiest Woman Alive choices. Like, yawn. How about someone who’s actually interesting, like Rachel Weisz or Christina Hendricks? (photo via The Blemish) Edit: I realized I never actually mentioned who the sexiest woman alive is. It’s Kate Beckinsale.

Esquire continues to underwhelm with its Sexiest Woman Alive choices. Like, yawn. How about someone who’s actually interesting, like Rachel Weisz or Christina Hendricks?

(photo via The Blemish)

Edit: I realized I never actually mentioned who the sexiest woman alive is. It’s Kate Beckinsale.

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September 23, 2009
“ [W]hile most customers had encountered cupcakes before, there was initial confusion. “There were a lot that would say, ‘I’ll take that muffin, and one of those muffins,’ ” Mr. al-Rabaa said. “Please, these are cupcakes!

American-Style Cupcakes Find a Niche in the Middle East - NYTimes.com

I find this article really cute. But I guess most things involving cupcakes are pretty cute, even if I’m kind of over them.

In the Middle East they apparently have things like “Ramadan cupcakes in flavors like pistachio with orange-blossom frosting.” Whoa. That could make me care about cupcakes again.

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This guy is living the Jonathan Coulton song “Just as Long as Me”: It’s a sad and awful story And the shorter folks don’t care I’m a man who’s simply way too big to love Sultan Kosen is 8’1” (!!) and lonely: “To this day, I haven’t had a girlfriend because, with my height, they’re generally frightened,” he said. “But eventually that’s one thing I really want to have - and she doesn’t have to be as tall as me.” Tallest man in the world - 8-foot-1 Sultan Kosen - visits New York City

This guy is living the Jonathan Coulton song “Just as Long as Me”:

It’s a sad and awful story
And the shorter folks don’t care
I’m a man who’s simply way too big to love

Sultan Kosen is 8’1” (!!) and lonely:

“To this day, I haven’t had a girlfriend because, with my height, they’re generally frightened,” he said.

“But eventually that’s one thing I really want to have - and she doesn’t have to be as tall as me.”

Tallest man in the world - 8-foot-1 Sultan Kosen - visits New York City

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September 22, 2009
Diablo Cody Goes to Sweet Valley High | /Film

OMG, what?

Like everyone who used to be a 10-year-old girl, I was once a huge fan of these books, but this sounds like kind of a terrible idea. From what I recall, these books are less Juno and more Gossip Girl by way of Full House with a healthy side of Malibu Barbie… I was gonna say I thought Diablo Cody’s tone was all wrong, but actually, after re-reading my last sentence, I think the books might be better forgotten altogether.

You know what else I used to read when I was a kid? Lurlene McDaniel. All of her books were about teenage girls with terminal illnesses, and for some reason my friends and I could not get enough. Seems way morbid in retrospect.

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